Archive for January, 2008
Super Paper Mario has the most retarded level ever.
So i recently got Super Paper Mario back after RMA’ing it because of disk errors and such. And i come to chapter 2-3 (i think).
The jist of this chapter is that you break a vase costing 1 million rubees (yes rubees) , you then have to work this off by doing bullshit menial chore for ages.
You start in a block jumping room thing , basically you jump to hit a block above your head for 100 times (aka. push the button 100 times.) , you then take the 100 rubees you make and give it to some other guy who will in exchange give you the code for the ‘special’ bullshit menial chore room which involves you running around in a giant hamster wheel for ages (aka. hold right on the dpad for somewhere in the region of half an hour)
Heres a picture of me in my lounge playing this segment.
Oh. whoops. yeah by me playing i meant my substitute – a rubber band.
Thank goodness for rubber bands , without them i might have actually had to endure this shit for any longer than 20 seconds.
Meanwhile in another part of home…

Is me occupying myself whilst im waiting for stupidass hamster wheel to generate me money.
After about half an hour of playing i return downstairs to find my Wiimote had switched itself off due to extreme boredom and such.
Thats right guys , even my fucking wiimote is tired of this shit.
I turn my wiimote back on and get out of the hamster wheel to see how much money ive earned in the half an hour i spent being nibbled on by angry spaniards.
I’ve earned 24,000 rubees. (out of 1,000,000 – thats 2.5%)
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I cried a little.
WHEN YOU WERE YAAAAGHGHGGGHGNGNGNNNNNGG
Cross has an amazing voice.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v9d1sKwl6Rc
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TxAzz7YO0fg
And now for filler material because i again have nothing to blog.
ps. Boyce get your fucking pc back n1gga



Final word : Raining Blood by Slayer is a cunt of a song in GH3 >:[
No commentsA forum a themesong and a…wooden bicycle?
The new Forums , Entitled the… well. Click and find out. – http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/forums/
Also. Nguman made a super xtreme rap for the scummisland – http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7
And in other news some crazy 16 year old kid builds a fully working wooden bike. – what the fuuuuuuuuuuck.
Article : http://www.leevalley.com/newsletters/Woodworking/2/3/article1.htm

ps. Do not look in the toe topic in the forums.
pps. Leave a comment if you want to see a Meng blowing shisha smoke in the next blog post.
3 commentsFiller Post
http://youtube.com/watch?v=otEw5xHq9zI ~~~ An amazing video [Are too Cookie]
I found a bunch of these pictures on someone else’s site , but instead of linking the URL i thought id just steal all of the pictures and use it as filler material for when i have nothing to blog about. Clever eh?!
I love these because they remind me alot of the ‘Good idea Bad Idea’ skits from the old Animaniacs cartoons :D



It probably intrests nobody but I generally schedule blog posts to be published at exactly 01:01 GMT time.
Okay i was joking , im actually a sad git and stay up til exactly 1.01am to post every night. :’<
Lightswitch Jesus

JESUS IS TURNED ON YO.
Also. http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/KungFuButterfly.swf props to Surge from sows for stealing it from someone else , and subsequently had it stolen from him.
Also. Jiggypuff and Ness confirmed for Brawl along with Lucario
I have nothing to blog about today , but a stupid post is better than no post i guess.
No commentsZimbabwe – The only country where you can be a multi-millionaire and still starve to death.
http://www.gadling.com/2008/01/22/zimbabwe-releases-10-million-bill/
“As the US economy inches ever closer to a recession, it might provide a little perspective to look at what a real economic crisis looks like. Plagued by hyperinflation of over 50,000% a year, Zimbabwe’s central bank recently decided to issue $10 million notes– believed to be the highest denomination of currency in the world today. The bill, worth less than US$4, is barely enough to purchase a hamburger. One writer illustrates the rampant inflation:
“The bill is exactly the same color, layout and design as a $20 bill I’ve been carrying in my wallet since my trip to Zimbabwe 15 months ago… When I wrote about that $20, it was worth about $0.025 USD – a silly amount of money to represent with a bill, but still a functional piece of currency. At the moment, that bill is worth $0.00000005 cents, or 5 hundred-millionths of a cent.”
Residents of Zimbabwe have been forced to use brick-shaped stacks of worthless bills to purchase even everyday items, like groceries. This shown below is what it took to buy a beer just a month ago– today the situation is still worse. The introduction of the $10 million bill is a response to this, but given the astronomical rate of inflation, the bill will only hold its value for a few weeks before it too becomes worthless”

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I rofl’d , this is so bad its horrible. Although i would like to get my hands on a couple of those 10 million dollar bills. Then id cover myself in honey and stick the bills to myself and run around with a suit of bills – which i can only assume would be somewhere in the region of $500,000,000
..what are you looking at me like that for. you guys never fantasize about wearing money?
No commentsJets N Guns uploaded
Ive uploaded a cool game for you all called ‘Jets N Guns’ , its a sidescrolling shooter similar to gradius and such only with the twist of you being able to buy weapons/missiles/bombs and upgrade them. Play levels for money , use money to upgrade plane , use planes to play levels etc.
It really is a good game , id recommend you all try it- there are some good gameplay videos on youtube.
its 40/40/25 mb to download and unpacks to around 140mb.
give it a shot :3

http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/XD/Jets‘n’Guns%20Gold.part1.rar
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/XD/Jets‘n’Guns%20Gold.part2.rar
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/XD/Jets‘n’Guns%20Gold.part3.rar
Probably a good idea to play on easy since its stupid hard on anything above that. When you complete the game you can play on harder difficulties with your upgraded ship.
No commentsBabelfish Sucks at translating anything.
Somewhere.. in another part of town…
(yes, i have nothing to blog about.)
Also , this made me giggle abit.
New Feature added to the site
Meng’s Bizarre Adventure now has file hosting capabilities.
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/host.php
is the URL for the hosting service , it is also available in the hotlinks section on the right nav-bar of this blog.
Ive been pretty relaxed with the file stuff , the maximum allowed file size is 500mb
This is mainly because a have a shitton of bandwidth and stuff and i dont use any of it - i think i have somewhere around 500tb bandwidth? something silly like that so feel free to use it for whatever you want.
edit : Just checked , i have 5.6 TB bandwidth per month and my current disk space usage is 75MB out of 524GB
You can see what has been uploaded by other people by using the below link.
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/
The only rules are:
NO GAY PORN
NO SCAT
NO CP
Regular porn , warez , cracks , coursework , images , whatever the fuck you want is allowed.
2 commentsCoolermaster , heatsinks to rival car engines.
Coolermasters new heatsink series for CPU’s , named similar to car engines and sized appropriately.
First is the V8

Yes. obscenely huge. but then. . .
~A CHALLENGER APPEARS ~ (yeah i know.)

the V10.
Now how this one works is waaaay beyond me. I thought my heatsink was fucking huge but this one is approximately a foot long apparently.
You can see the mounting point at the bottom there for the CPU – yes. that square. That is the size of a CPU , why the fuck would anyone need that. . . THING to cool it down O_O”
These were shown at CES 2008 , not sure when they’ll be out.
Go for it sean!
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