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I havent had much time to updatezor the old blogzor recently , as ive been busy with lifezor and suchzor.

You wait ages for a blog post and then two come along at once , lucky you guys.

On the Thursday was the mad rush to complete the coursework before the deadline , Friday was a chill day primarily spent doing nothing – aka. futile attempts at trying to get games of quake wars going.
I Installed ‘Jade Empire’ Out of boredom , which seems to be a pretty cool game. It’s a really well done port , supports joypad and my resolution and shit , and i can actually run everything on max without it having more jutters than Gareth Gates.

This morning (saturday) was another chill day, spent catching up on a little Bleach and Hayate with my brother , before playing some Warriors Orochi (Sun Ce @ level 32 w00t) and a little Maplestory (Level 20 w00t) [Im ashamed really.]

And then some Desktop Defense trying to beat my friends high score.

So i cant remember the specifics of this dream as it happened on Thursday Night (and im typing this up on Saturday Night)

Im on a date with a certain someone , i think we were in some sort of restaurant.
SUDDENLY. DISASTER STRIKES.
I need to take a shit , REALLY badly.

I go to the toilets , only problem is , there are no actual toilets. What they have here instead are urinals with doors – so basically a normal toilet stall but with the toilet replaced with a fucking urinal. God i hate my dream world.

So anyway , i drop my trousers and my ass CHARGES ITS BROWN LASER , and by that i mean my asshole expands to the size of the fuckin’ obligator from Quake Wars  (click for amazing obligator picture) and disgusting brown/yellow shit starts to fill the urinal. I semi-stand-sit there for a good 3 minutes , this is one epicly huge shit.
I can feel it touching my asscheeks , the poo at this point has filled up the urinal and is starting to mould itself around my ass and up my thighs – this is probably the most disgusting thing ive ever experienced in my life , particularly as the poo is in one steaming lump and has the texture of mashed sweet potatoes (For those who have not had mashed sweet potatoes before – think normal mashed potatoes but slightly lumpier… and with strands.). At last , i stop shitting. I reach for the toilet paper. . . . . . . .
. . .
. . .
Fuck.
Theres no toilet paper.

Now , how i resolve this problem ive actually forgotten. i believe i found something and used it to wipe my ass.
I do however remember standing up and seeing a urinal filled to the brim with shit and having the shape of my ass moulded into it.
I put back on my trousers , which is a horrible feeling considering i was pretty sure i didnt manage to wipe all the shit off my thighs.
And then , as i walk out of the toilet , i wake up.

I bolt upright in bed and look under my covers…
My boxers and shorts are wedged up my ass , which is pretty disgusting , but at the same time i’m just glad i didn’t shit myself in my sleep.

I refuse to take any of this out unless my teacher explicitly says to do so.

edit : forgot about this one too.

Remember http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/blog/?p=127 ?

Well the deadline is tomorrow (27th March , thursday)

how far am i to finishing?

(Thats an energy drink and pack of wine gums if you cant see)

On an unrelated note , here is what i had during my lunchbreak at work on sunday.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zxi0uWmY0ME
^Watch this video first for amazing

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Skc0eiDZ4mo&feature=related
^then watch this one for a better idea of what the game is like

Amazing game which ive never heard of. Looks hella fun though – or at least the 30 year old business man makes it look hella fun.

Download ver 0.6 here – http://sourceforge.net/projects/ultrastar/
Download Songs here – http://www.ultrastarsongs.com

The program is surprisingly well made and its pretty fun to play , there are the singstar PS2 packs floating around to be used with it.

Rave – http://www.vimeo.com/816876

Random – Picture of my old RO layout

First line Q to O
then A to L , Z to . etc
Fighting is as follows…
G , H , F , A , S , X , C , R

What the fuck? this game stole the WoW layout pixel for pixel i hear you scream
you’re fuckin right too.

Shame it doesent play anywhere near as good as WoW does though.

Journey Into Talisman Online – An epic tale told by your Meng (youtube video)