Castlevania Arcade cabinet comes with WHIP CONTROLLER

YAAAAAAASSSS

On another note , Firefox has an interesting take on how to spell Castlevania.

Damilkbag

Saw this in sainsburys the other day , England is going crazy.

So practically dragged to the cinema today to watch the new Batman film which im sure you’ve all heard about.
Everybody said it looked really good in the trailers , that it got good reviews etc etc.
I was very sceptical (as usual) , the trailer made the film look pretty meh and it was very much on my list of ‘films that probably wont get watched ever’

I was pleasantly surprised then when i watched the film and it didnt suck a massive pile of cocks. The film turned out to not be bad at all , infact i may even be persuaded into saying that it was ‘good’ although imo it misses the bar for ‘awesome’ by quite a margin.

(i should probably adapt some sort of fashion for ‘reviewing’ movies , since i seem to do it differently every time. Its nowhere near the standard of ‘Pryme’ s movie review blog posts – back when she used to actually update her fucking blog of course. I hope you’re reading this Miss Stephanie , if that is your real name.)

SO THEN.

What made the film NOT suck?
- The joker – admittedly the films saving grace. Ledger turned the joker into a whitefaced clown into a true psychotic nutjob.
- The length of the film – it felt awfully long to me. Although not quite to the extent where its ‘for godsake just let the film end’ , it lets you feel like you got your moneys worth , particuarly that there are so many fucking twists and turns in the film that it feels like you’ve watched a trilogy.
- Morgan freeman – everyone loves Morgan freeman
- Batmans Sore throat – Was so fucking unneccesary that it was hilarious. It would appear that when he dons the batsuit™ he is forced to punch himself in the throat 8 times , eat a smal barb wire fence and then contract throat cancer.

Okay then , what made the film suck?

- Batman. – I hate batman. He doesent even have any super powers. pft.
- No batarangs – batman is supposed to have batarangs.
- The chinese guy gets burned to death , what the fuck is this racism.
- Harvey’s face towards the end of the film , it was gross.
- Michael Caine -  I fucking hate that guy. He’s such a wank. Im yet to see one film where he doesent suck ass.
- Morgan Freeman – He never calls anyone a motherfucker :<
- The whole love story thing was crap.
- Batmans voice (again) – the whole sore throat thing just plain pisses you off towards the end of the film, it makes his mouth go all weird when he’s talking to. That or he enjoys airing his gums or something?

End Note : Not as amazing as everyone claims , but a pretty good film. And this is coming from a guy that really dislikes batman.

HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY STILL BE DOING DIY NEXT DOOR ITS ALMOST FUCKING AUGUST FOR CHRISTS SAKE.
IM TIRED OF WAKING UP AT MOTHERFUCKING 9AM TO FUCKIN DRILLS AND HAMMERS AND SHIT.

http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php

Its pretty damn amazing.

The ‘Final slaps’ or whatever you want to call them where the slap echos and shit is pretty amazing.

It was nowhere near as good as it should have been.

I still can’t decide whether it was a bad film or whether it just didn’t live up to the first film/my expectations of it.
Basic plotline is that they try to go to amsterdam , become falsely accused of being terrorists and then have to try and clear their name.
Obviously for Harold and Kumar life isnt simple ,and whoever came up with the plot for the film was clearly tripping on acid or something since s/he just throws all sorts of fucked up shit in there.
Theres also a fair amount of extra stuff for guys. Tits are fairly common and theres a scene where everyone (girls.) is showing off their pubes.

I normally at this point in the ‘review’ (if you really want to call it that.) tell you whether or not you should watch it. And i really don’t have a clue.
I’m leaning towards ‘Don’t Bother’ but at the same time it did have some funny parts and it wasn’t by any stretch a horrible film.

If you really enjoyed the first film , you may as well give it a watch. The story follows on directly from the first film and even if you don’t like it , its only 1hr 45mins.
Obviously if you havent seen the first film don’t even bother.

ps. theres a scene with George Bush getting high.
pps. theres also a scene with a bottomless girl doing a backwards handstand thing. And if you have the HD version , its fucking hot.

FF13 is coming to PC now as well.

wp squeenix

August 26, 2008

I’m pretty exciteD for ULTRA BEATDOWN

btw , not sure how long its been out but they released a single of a song from the album.
youtube link is here
I love how its the EXACT SAME SONG but with slightly modified lyrics.

So today we decided to go skating. Me , hawk and Dave took our gear , and headed into the sun.

And then we had a fun day of relaxing in the sun , staring at the sky through leaves , skating around , climbing trees (or i did anyway) and other relaxing summer stuff.
Content with our day out , we headed to tesco, for a very late lunch/early dinner.

A view down at Dave and skates from up in the tree

At Tescos we all semi wondered around wandering what to buy for dinner.
At first i thought of buying some ham and then crusty rolls.
We found dave staring at baby octopus in a jar , he challenged us to a battle of manhood.  We declined.
Eventually we bought BBQ Chicken and the crusty rolls , with a 2L bottle of ‘juice’ (term ‘juice’ is used lightly , it was probably closer to liquid sugar. oh well.)

We headed back into tescos after eating our chicken for some desert.
8 ‘Fab’ Ice lollys for a pound. Sorted.

Fab Lolly picture for those who don’t know what it is (it’s a strawberry ice lolly with white jelly stuff and sprinkles on , its also rather yummy.)

However we then ventured into the wrong aisle or something. Dave held a pack of  tesco brand ‘After DInner Mints’ ….
The clouds darkened and thunder sounded in the distance.
It’ll be a laugh we thought , they’ll be so bad it’ll be funny.
We bought them.

Upon opening the box outside , we found they were very similar shaped to ‘After Eights’ , the product they were obviously aiming to rip off. – Obviously though they were not individually wrapped , nor were they any fucking good.

(sample picture of after eights , i really have no idea what you Americans/Estonians/Foreigners have and don’t have.)

I’ll talk you through the experience , since you’ll likely never experience it in your own lifetime.

Stage 1 : You have just placed the ‘After Dinner Mint’ (hereby shortened to ADM – which sounds sorta like a diesease. Appropriate.) into your mouth. You can taste the cheap dark chocolate against your tongue. It’s sorta bitter , being dark chocolate and all , but its not that bad.
You bite into it.

Stage 2 : The mint sauce/juice/jizz/liquid/stuff oozes out of the ADM and onto your teeth and roof of your mouth. your teeth feel tingly. Then the mint sauce begins to flow around your mouth. It engulfs your tongue.

Stage 3 : The mint sauce transforms into a liquid apocalypse against your tongue. it is Strong. very Strong. You convince yourself it doesent taste so bad, however 10 seconds later the taste still lingers and you wish you had never put the ADM into your mouth.

Stage 4 : The cheap chocolate shows its true form , it is chewy and gives off more of its bitter flavour. It mingles with the mint nastiness still in your mouth because you was afraid to swallow it. You’ve entered a new level of worry that you may need to eat 17 Fab lolly’s to get rid of the taste.

Stage 5 : The mint sauce and melted chocolate and saliva have combined to form one large pool of liquid in the bottom of your mouth. You know you have to swallow it or you’ll drown in it. You swallow.
The Mint slowly travels down your throat. You imagine this is how Keanu Reaves felt in the matrix in that bit where the mirror goes down his throat.

Stage 6?: By this point you have either spat the ADM out or swallowed it all. The worst of the taste has gone , however there is still a strong lingering of mint and bitter dark chocolate.
You should NOT try to wash it down with cheap tesco fruit juice. This is similar to trying to put out a fire with tesco fruit juice – that is , it’ll work , but you’ll need to use a lot and the fruit juice wont taste anywhere near as nice after you’ve extinguished fire with it. [i have no idea what im talking about]

We had 8 Fab ice lollys , after eating the first ADM we had 2 each (there were 3 of us.).
We had 2 Fab’s left. How do we decide who gets them?

We look back at the pack of ADM’s. There are 13 left. We divide them into 3 piles.

“whoever spits it out first loses. – you have to chew twice.”

Fresh from my mouth.

ew (fresh from dave's mouth.)

Meng : 1
Hawk : 1
Dave : 0

Kudos if you read this entire blog post. It’s probably one of my longer ones. (about 10 words less than my NiGHTS review which holds current record.)