Why are you trying to make my life harder, friend?

Have you never known love?
What a broken heart can do to a man?

There is nothing comparable,
It makes me weak.

What Jen and I did when we met (which is not your business) was a mere speck against the flame.
Few men will ever be closer than she and I were, 3000+ miles apart.

Even joking around about 'dik suking' and stuff,
there's no need mate.

I can take a joke, but there's a time and a place.

If I was running around saying 'LOL ORKY SUCKED MY COCK, WE FUCKED OMG' then yea, you masslac and co might have some grounds, but I've been fairly discreet - and I know she has.

I've confirmed nothing.
As far as you're concerned all we did was have an innocent tea party.

And since she's gone, what does it matter.
Tea party, tennis, armageddon.. what's the difference?

I loved her,
she loved me.

It's over.

Give it a rest, mate.