11 Things you can do with a KOC Beatmania Controller

11 Things you can do with a KOC Beatmania Controller

1. Pretend you look cool
2. Doorstop
3. Hit Leetfella and Boyce across the face
4. Make a surfboard
5. Profit (make it make money)
6. Get destroyed by import tax (EH Hawk?!?!)
7. Pretend its a super hi-tech gun
8. Melbourne Shuffle
9. Olympic hammer throw
10. Paddle your way out of shit creek
11. Sex Toy.