BREAKING NEWS : Meng puts on weight , goes on diet.

Ive put on half a stone (7 pounds. fucking americans.) in the past month , this is bullshit.

In fairness this is probably due to a diet consisting primarily of cookies , mayonnaise and cream cakes.

And thus , Im on a diet starting… now.

ps. i think if i get any more fat on my chest im gonna need a bra.
(no you don’t get pictures.)