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So as some of you may know , DR4G0NF0R(3 is coming out with a new album soon , its going to be called…

ULTRA BEATDOWN

Which is pretty much THE BEST album title ever conceived , ever.
ever.

“Tom (Cross) says:
It sounds like they’re taking rejected names from a pokemon move naming contest and naming albums after them”

I actually never thought of that before. Lets review a few of these rejected moves.

“Fury of the Storm” – Dragon type , does shitfuckton of damage

“My Spirit Will Go on” – Ghost / Dragon Type , Auto ressurects the pokemon after death

“Cry of the brave (bonus track)” – Dragon Type , Kinda like Roar , only the bonus version.

“Through the Fire and Flames” – Dragon Type , immunity to fire… and flames.

“Operation Ground and Pound” – Ground/Dragon Type , Throws a military style tantrum and starts pounding the floor

“Body Breakdown” – Dragon type , pokemon decomposes.

“Invocation of the Apocalyptic Evil” – Dragon Type , Automatically defeats everything

And so i set off… to make my own dragonforce song.

And the result?

FURY FREEDOM BLOOD ARMA-GEDDON!~ KINGDOM STORM MOONLIGHT SO-OO-LDIER
HEEEEEEEEEEEART TOOOOOOOOOORMEEEEEEEEENT , MIIIIIIIIGHT , CHAAAAAAAAOSSSSSSSS

WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

(Guitar Solo)

UNIVERSE POUND ETERRRRNITY , FIRE MADNESS
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON

FIGHT EVIL , BLACK FLAME VICK-TO-RY
WINTER SWORD DRAGON FLAME E-TER-NI-TYYYYYYYYYYY

WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

(7 Minute Guitar Solo)

UNIVERSE POUND ETERRRRNITY , FIRE MADNESS
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON

APOCALYPSE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Guitar Solo)

I think it came out pretty well myself.

Im yet to decide on a suitable track title though. Maybe something like ‘UNIVERSE ETERNITY FIRE’

Perhaps one of you can leave a title in the comment box :3

3 Responses

  • I’m gonna have to go with
    Victory Winter Moonlight Chaos
    Dragon type: you win, and all the opponents pokemon are frozen.

  • I’d Say

    Black Dragon Flame Pound

    Fire/Dragon Type: Your Pokemon’s Skin color temporarily turns black as he Punches the opponent with a massive Flaming Fist, Instant KO.

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