So as some of you may know , DR4G0NF0R(3 is coming out with a new album soon , its going to be called…
ULTRA BEATDOWN
Which is pretty much THE BEST album title ever conceived , ever.
ever.
“Tom (Cross) says:
It sounds like they’re taking rejected names from a pokemon move naming contest and naming albums after them”
I actually never thought of that before. Lets review a few of these rejected moves.
“Fury of the Storm” – Dragon type , does shitfuckton of damage
“My Spirit Will Go on” – Ghost / Dragon Type , Auto ressurects the pokemon after death
“Cry of the brave (bonus track)” – Dragon Type , Kinda like Roar , only the bonus version.
“Through the Fire and Flames” – Dragon Type , immunity to fire… and flames.
“Operation Ground and Pound” – Ground/Dragon Type , Throws a military style tantrum and starts pounding the floor
“Body Breakdown” – Dragon type , pokemon decomposes.
“Invocation of the Apocalyptic Evil” – Dragon Type , Automatically defeats everything
And so i set off… to make my own dragonforce song.
And the result?
FURY FREEDOM BLOOD ARMA-GEDDON!~ KINGDOM STORM MOONLIGHT SO-OO-LDIER
HEEEEEEEEEEEART TOOOOOOOOOORMEEEEEEEEENT , MIIIIIIIIGHT , CHAAAAAAAAOSSSSSSSS
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
(Guitar Solo)
UNIVERSE POUND ETERRRRNITY , FIRE MADNESS
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON
FIGHT EVIL , BLACK FLAME VICK-TO-RY
WINTER SWORD DRAGON FLAME E-TER-NI-TYYYYYYYYYYY
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
(7 Minute Guitar Solo)
UNIVERSE POUND ETERRRRNITY , FIRE MADNESS
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON
APOCALYPSE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Guitar Solo)
I think it came out pretty well myself.
Im yet to decide on a suitable track title though. Maybe something like ‘UNIVERSE ETERNITY FIRE’
Perhaps one of you can leave a title in the comment box :3
I’m gonna have to go with
Victory Winter Moonlight Chaos
Dragon type: you win, and all the opponents pokemon are frozen.
I’d Say
Black Dragon Flame Pound
Fire/Dragon Type: Your Pokemon’s Skin color temporarily turns black as he Punches the opponent with a massive Flaming Fist, Instant KO.
The Immortal Brian Kendrick
p.s
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!