Saw this in sainsburys the other day , England is going crazy.

HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY STILL BE DOING DIY NEXT DOOR ITS ALMOST FUCKING AUGUST FOR CHRISTS SAKE.
IM TIRED OF WAKING UP AT MOTHERFUCKING 9AM TO FUCKIN DRILLS AND HAMMERS AND SHIT.

So today we decided to go skating. Me , hawk and Dave took our gear , and headed into the sun.

And then we had a fun day of relaxing in the sun , staring at the sky through leaves , skating around , climbing trees (or i did anyway) and other relaxing summer stuff.
Content with our day out , we headed to tesco, for a very late lunch/early dinner.

At Tescos we all semi wondered around wandering what to buy for dinner.
At first i thought of buying some ham and then crusty rolls.
We found dave staring at baby octopus in a jar , he challenged us to a battle of manhood.  We declined.
Eventually we bought BBQ Chicken and the crusty rolls , with a 2L bottle of ‘juice’ (term ‘juice’ is used lightly , it was probably closer to liquid sugar. oh well.)

We headed back into tescos after eating our chicken for some desert.
8 ‘Fab’ Ice lollys for a pound. Sorted.

Fab Lolly picture for those who don’t know what it is (it’s a strawberry ice lolly with white jelly stuff and sprinkles on , its also rather yummy.)

However we then ventured into the wrong aisle or something. Dave held a pack of  tesco brand ‘After DInner Mints’ ….
The clouds darkened and thunder sounded in the distance.
It’ll be a laugh we thought , they’ll be so bad it’ll be funny.
We bought them.

Upon opening the box outside , we found they were very similar shaped to ‘After Eights’ , the product they were obviously aiming to rip off. – Obviously though they were not individually wrapped , nor were they any fucking good.

(sample picture of after eights , i really have no idea what you Americans/Estonians/Foreigners have and don’t have.)

I’ll talk you through the experience , since you’ll likely never experience it in your own lifetime.

Stage 1 : You have just placed the ‘After Dinner Mint’ (hereby shortened to ADM – which sounds sorta like a diesease. Appropriate.) into your mouth. You can taste the cheap dark chocolate against your tongue. It’s sorta bitter , being dark chocolate and all , but its not that bad.
You bite into it.

Stage 2 : The mint sauce/juice/jizz/liquid/stuff oozes out of the ADM and onto your teeth and roof of your mouth. your teeth feel tingly. Then the mint sauce begins to flow around your mouth. It engulfs your tongue.

Stage 3 : The mint sauce transforms into a liquid apocalypse against your tongue. it is Strong. very Strong. You convince yourself it doesent taste so bad, however 10 seconds later the taste still lingers and you wish you had never put the ADM into your mouth.

Stage 4 : The cheap chocolate shows its true form , it is chewy and gives off more of its bitter flavour. It mingles with the mint nastiness still in your mouth because you was afraid to swallow it. You’ve entered a new level of worry that you may need to eat 17 Fab lolly’s to get rid of the taste.

Stage 5 : The mint sauce and melted chocolate and saliva have combined to form one large pool of liquid in the bottom of your mouth. You know you have to swallow it or you’ll drown in it. You swallow.
The Mint slowly travels down your throat. You imagine this is how Keanu Reaves felt in the matrix in that bit where the mirror goes down his throat.

Stage 6?: By this point you have either spat the ADM out or swallowed it all. The worst of the taste has gone , however there is still a strong lingering of mint and bitter dark chocolate.
You should NOT try to wash it down with cheap tesco fruit juice. This is similar to trying to put out a fire with tesco fruit juice – that is , it’ll work , but you’ll need to use a lot and the fruit juice wont taste anywhere near as nice after you’ve extinguished fire with it. [i have no idea what im talking about]

We had 8 Fab ice lollys , after eating the first ADM we had 2 each (there were 3 of us.).
We had 2 Fab’s left. How do we decide who gets them?

We look back at the pack of ADM’s. There are 13 left. We divide them into 3 piles.

“whoever spits it out first loses. – you have to chew twice.”

Meng : 1
Hawk : 1
Dave : 0

Kudos if you read this entire blog post. It’s probably one of my longer ones. (about 10 words less than my NiGHTS review which holds current record.)

So the lovely folks at dreamhost disabled the account temporarily because some fucknut uploaded a phishing site to the uploader. This has led me to believe that the uploader form isn’t ver secure (or not secure enough) , I’ve left it there for the meantime and i’d like all users to keep a little eye on it to make sure nothing fucked up comes along. (bots are horrible.)

I’ve also temporarily disabled the forums , because i think its pretty clear that the bots have most of the fun there and i believe it may be attracting more bots – Kind of like a bot dark alley where the first bots become hookers and then other nasty people start coming to visit the hookers and then those people bring their friends for bot orgy and then more hookers come because they hear its good business and then more nasty people come to….. (etc)

Needless to say , the weather here in England has been most lovely , so lovely that ive been going out pretty much every day and havent had much time to update the ol’ blog with anything good.

Highlight of the past 2 days , i Fell asleep in a park.

oooh , i also found out that chickens and rabbits eat grass. I KNOW. CHICKENS. AND RABBITS. EATING GRASS. WTF RITE?

I also (late i’ll admit) declare XKCD , officially. Shit.

ps. YAAAAAAASSSS. Just found harold and Kumar escape from guantanamo bay in 720p 5.1 DTS. I love HDbits.

pps. Rumour : Square enix ™’s ‘Echoes of Time’ , Possible new Chrono Trigger game or perhaps just a subtitle for the DS remake they’re doing.

ppps. Just realised i still had Talisman Online installed

I wish i was as easygoing as these janitors.

RCT3 advanced tip number 7 , charge exorbitant amounts for the toilets

My theme park is so stable.

(ps. bloom is pretty amazing as you can see on the right – those are baloons , not lightbulbs they’re carrying.

mmm.. a mixed day today.
Woke up at 12 , played some Fable. Had to go out at 3 or so for a dentists appointment , he says i need another filling :< I revoke his opinion by persuading mum to go to sainsburys and buy 2L of ice cream and some chocolate bars to blend (DIY Shakeaway style) After coming home i then spent what felt like forever playing RCT3 and going bankrupt because stupid people won’t buy my shit. 5 minutes ago , i made the mikshake. We went for a Kitkat chunky. Probably not the best idea since it took fucking yonks to blend. I had to take the bar out and break it up a bit by hand too. I guess our blender isnt quite cut out for it. Maybe we should get one o dem blendtec things. And i guess thats it for today , Felt like i did more today in my head. But i guess half of that stuff is boring to you guys.

K. after a tip off that people have been misusing the uploader i had to play around with it.
Approx 2 hours or so of messing around later , i ended up with exactly the same thing that i started with , but a slightly more up to date version which includes password protection.

If you dont know the password and you think you can get it off me , do ask.
If you dont think you’ll be able to get me to tell you the password , you probably shouldnt ask.

Misc files have been cleaned up (anything with EXE in the name , a few naked leetfella pictures , etc etc) , most of the ‘noise’ files have been moved to uploads/MUSIC (CAPITAL ‘MUSIC’. BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE FOLDER IS REALLY LOUD AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT CHECK IT OUT)

I had to redo the file permission things on the hoster.
If i forgot any important extensions you need – and i probably have – drop a comment or tell me or whatever.

www.MBA~.com/host.php – Uploader , still the same URL

www.MBA~.com/uploads/ – Also still the same URL , arent i considerate

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