Hellboy II

Mediocre at best , although in all honesty i dont really know why i disliked it so much.

Fight scenes seemed really slow and clunky , which i suppose is to be expected given hellboy’s physique. It was almost like watching the incredible hulk fighting the incredible hulk with the final battle being the incredible hulk vs that bloke from ninja gaiden.

The story was , well. pure shit imho.

Too many talking scenes and such.

Whoever wrote the script was clearly trying too hard to make hellboy seem like a huge ass , which in turn makes him look like someone pretending to be a huge ass.

She’s preggers. With hellboys child. Creepy.

THE PICTURE ABOVE IS A SPOILER.

also. twins.

(double spoil’d)

I wonder what a hellcock even looks like.
ps. He’s horny. LOL GEDDIT COZ HE HAS HORNS!

Moving swiftly on.

Seriously. Way to be abso-fuckin-useless for 2 hours.

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