A day in the life of Jason Statham

Jason first likes to start the day by dressing in a full suit and sitting in front of a shitty pc and play generic looking video games

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As he is new in the neighbourhood , the neighbors have come over to visit. JS greets them in his normal way.

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Apparently this bitch is not impressed by JS critisizing her family. He proceeds to imply her mother is a llama.

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He then decides to cut to the chase and just lay her out.

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Finally he heads back into his house to see people watching a shitty movie, he walks in front of them and freaks out.

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And what better way to finish the day than….

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Yup. rumaging through the bins. His own bins of course – im not sure what he was hoping to find.