A day in the life of Jason Statham

Jason first likes to start the day by dressing in a full suit and sitting in front of a shitty pc and play generic looking video games


As he is new in the neighbourhood , the neighbors have come over to visit. JS greets them in his normal way.


Apparently this bitch is not impressed by JS critisizing her family. He proceeds to imply her mother is a llama.


He then decides to cut to the chase and just lay her out.

Finally he heads back into his house to see people watching a shitty movie, he walks in front of them and freaks out.


And what better way to finish the day than….

Yup. rumaging through the bins. His own bins of course – im not sure what he was hoping to find.