“Constructed of a soft, flesh-like gel, the remote appears cold when off. Once turned on, however, it seems to come to life. A soft light emanates somewhere from within as the center of the device begins to slowly rise and fall, mimicking the tranquil motions of breath. Left undisturbed, the remote will slumber peacefully. But should a human hand approach, sensors inside alert it to the imminent touch. It stops breathing, grows rigid – the light from within is extinguished.”
What.. the.. fuck.
What would posess a man to invent a remote control which goes from flacid to hard when you go to touch it. (and it was obviously a man because women wouldnt be able to invent a piece of shit on the end of a stick nevermind a animal like remote control)