So, my JET application went through to interview stage, which is on Monday. This is great because it means i’ve made it through stage 1, but also I suppose kind of bad because it means I likely wont survive past half way through 2013.
a) Anxiety attack on way to interview -> Death
b) Anxiety attack during interview -> Death
c) Flop interview -> Seppuku aka. Death
d) Everything goes okay -> Live to see next scenario
Scenario 2: Interview results
a) Failure -> Suicide aka. Death
b) Success -> Die of happiness