/uploads/

Since MBA has been a thing, i created the file uploader and folder as a personal dumping ground for shit, sometimes if I can’t find my USB stick or if I need to store a program or file for use later, I just upload it and download it again later.
Something I didn’t think of however, are search engine spiders, which has recently managed to land me in some hot water.

I’m not entirely sure why, but for some reason, years ago I needed to move a document from X to Y for work so I threw it on my hoster, I actually even changed the file extension so it wouldn’t be obviously accessible. Then stupidly, I forgot to delete it – anyone who has looked in that folder knows there is literal years worth of garbage on there that has never been cleaned out.

Roll round to christmas this year, and apparently someone googled something that was in that document (a laptop serial number, why anyone would google this, is beyond me). Now heres the interesting part, a google bot analyzed this .txt file, realised that it’s actually an xls file, and then put the search results online.

For reference, this is what you would see if you opened the file up – http://meng.s-ul.eu/NZk9rxXh

So yeah, escalated up the chain somehow, and now i’m in some shit for saying bad things about work.
Let that be a lesson to y’all. Internet and google are watching.

I’ve hopefully fixed the problem since, after reading up on robots.txt and how the google bots work, so at least I learned something valuable today.

 

 

This is where it gets more entertaining however.

They have obviously been collecting evidence against me, and all of the presented evidence so far is from my /uploads/ folder…
Aforementioned evidence has random number filenames generated by my phone, and yet they have been found and presented, which leads me to believe that some poor soul has manually trawled through at least a few years of content in that folder.

That folder is where jpgs go to die, and honestly I feel sort of sorry for anyone who would go through and actually look at everything uploaded in there, because there was definitely a phase where people would upload big black dicks with odd filenames and try to get people to click on it (thanks boyce).

So to end this post on a lighter note, heres a small selection of stuff that’s in the folder, and probably things that someone at HR got to enjoy while on the job.

http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/hulka911ia.jpg
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/psu20080207_073731_016.png
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/2015-01-29%2013.57.31.png
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/wataportal.jpg
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/singit.png
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/heavyflow.jpg
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/DP%202013-06-26%2015-33-01-95.jpg
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/mayaobviously.png
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/ohlawd.jpg
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/amazing1.JPG
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/conqueredworldoffantasyae6.jpg
http://www.mengsbizarreadventure.com/uploads/cthulu.jpg

I dont even know who uploaded a lot of this stuff. As an aside, i’m pretty sad I couldn’t find our minecraft rendition of the twin towers exploding, I’m sure it’s on there somewhere though.